lol thats cute!!! heres one. its kinda rated pg-13.
Ok theres a mom and dad having sex on the couch.
their kid comes in and asks, “whachha doin?”
his mom says, “were um making muffins.”
(a couple days later.)
The boy comes in and asks, “are u done with those muffins?”
his mom says, “um yes why?”
the kid says, ” good because i licked the frosting of the couch!”